Of Econs and Morons
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FYI : this was written in Econs Lecture, Friday, 17th september, 8:53 am , LT4, MJC
btw : MJC . ak.a Motherfucking JC. hmm... why do i like this name so much better ?
i have no clue what the goddamned crap she ( the lecturer) is saying. She sounds like a cross between Mrs Quek, Miss Poh with a bit of Miss Loh's high pitched, off keyness thrown in. Oh man, what a headache. the MRP is Em- Ahh - Pee. wtf? producticity is proDAHtiveeti. oh my gawd. very is vewy vewy. Kill me. and the cherry on the cake is still her slip on wedndesday. i guess she meant that you and i make up the sect of pp who are the consumers in a household, but being singaporean, and we just love to be economy in our words, instead she said, " you and i are households". why do i have to listen to this?
there ar 2 groups of pp in the LT right now. One is frantically flipping through the notes and asking the person-next-door questions, the the other is the group who are calmly highlighting and annotating their notes. Guess who is the grp listening ? the headless chickens. the others seem to have given up, blocked her out and r tryin to learn this chpt themselves. Kudos to you.i think im gonna have to study this myself too. oh yeah.
It seems that she has this need to prove herself by embarassing students in the LT. oh god. get a life woman. I WISH MISS E WOULD LECTURE AGAIN. now, more than ever i need miss e to save my grades. anyway no one is listenin anymore in the LT. everyone is talkin to one another. Its outright defiance. she is calling for slience but no one can b bothered to stop talking... she has just begun talking again, but like no one is listening. everyone is till talking. and everyone is copying her horrid pronunciation, whn she said jean hip , the whole Lt chorused JEAN HIP together n burst into peals of laughter. she doest realise we're laughing at her. horrid, stupid bitch. UMBRIDGE!!
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here is a crash course for all of you out there. How To Behave Like Miss... what is her name ? in a few easy steps.
Rule no. 1 : NEVER PRONOUNCE your words in the way the rest of the sane world pronounces them. its just not done.
productivity = prodaativiti
from = fron
pickers = pickles
excercise = assercise
monetary = monentary
take note = taK NocK ( stress on the K )
assume = axume
shift = sheeft
factors affecting = fattors affating
ceteris paribus = cetiRIS pahriBUS
such = sush
this is only a delicate sample. after a while, im sure you will get the hang of talking this way. i mean, she did.
Rule 2 : Always use the example of the strawberry industry for any industry example you want to illistrate.
"i mean STAWberries r so Cute what ! n the ickle stawberry pickles r sush wonderfoo assamples of de labour marKET"
Rule 3:never get your gramer straight.
a classic example of this will be shown later. " you n i are households ! "
Rule 4 : wear clothes that went out in the 1920's
like a pink cardy over a long grey skirt. A CARDIGAN!!! omg. *faint* i think they came back for a brief period when the fashion industry went blind in the yr 1998, and now its 2004.
Rule 5: always use examples you cannot pronounce. * but then, what CAn u pronounce anyway? you name ?* eg : Jean Yip = Jean HIP. Kimmage = Kimmache. *grins. oh yeah*
rule 6 : embarass students in the LT. all of you saw enough examples of this already.
well thats it for now.
Kayjal
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im am so sure that now, after my entire LONG LONG LONG LONG entry, there i goin to b a prob publishin this.
10:58 am;can you keep a secret?
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